Women's Tennis Gifts

Monica Seles

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

I love PE.