Playing Tennis Gifts

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

'Have you given any thought to sampling the tennis court instead of the food court?'

Tennis

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Tennis ball girl.

I love PE.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Cat and mouse.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"My therapist plays with my brain."