Professional Tennis Player Gifts

'Advantage' (Tennis player has huge racket).

"Anyone for tennis?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Cat and mouse.

Tennis ball girl.

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."