Coloring Champion Gifts

First Day of School

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Now, now, Gerald, this colouring-in book club doesn't tolerate childish behaviour."

Adult Colouring Book

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

Painter's Duel.

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Cave painting by numbers

How some bird species determine pecking order.

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Videogame Employment Agency.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Don't Say Gay Bill

Pinterest shaming

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

Spelling bee contest - 1st prise.

'You get a canvas which is divided into numbers and you just fill in the right colours.'

LGBT+ Families

Action collaging

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'