Color Coordination Champion Gifts

'Everything I wear needs to go with a powder blue necktie.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Happy Turkey Day!

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Painter's Duel.

'Men will never understand.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Furniture. I don't care what style. I just want a couch that matches her fur.

Cave painting by numbers

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Decorating a column.

My compliments to the chef – These colors totally match my Instagram aesthetic.

Working Together

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Painters

"Thank you for not saying 'Missed a bit.'"

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

Juggler

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

First Day of School

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"You look great, dear. Your skin goes with anything."

'You get a canvas which is divided into numbers and you just fill in the right colours.'

Action collaging

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

Painting by numbers - "Is this your first decorating job."

A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.