Color Coordination Commentator Gifts

"You'd be a lot more successful if you didn't wear black trousers with brown shoes."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'To much orange.'

'Men will never understand.'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"It's too academic."

Wearing all black

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

London Fashion Week.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Decorating a column.

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Juggler

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

'Everybody's a critic'

Paint-By-Letters.