Color Coordination Champion T-Shirts

'Everything I wear needs to go with a powder blue necktie.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Happy Turkey Day!

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Men will never understand.'

Painter's Duel.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Cave painting by numbers

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Decorating a column.

Working Together

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Juggler

"Thank you for not saying 'Missed a bit.'"

Painters

First Day of School

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"You look great, dear. Your skin goes with anything."

Action collaging

'You get a canvas which is divided into numbers and you just fill in the right colours.'

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.