Tenacious Player Pillows

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Football player taking the ball home.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Big advantage!!'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

Rock, paper, scissors

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"Well, I admire your resilience."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Javelin

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

Super Bowl Monday

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

The winner takes it all?

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Cricketers discussing leg before wicket

'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling security.'

'The landlord's here, and he looks hungry!'