Tenacious Player Mugs

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Football player taking the ball home.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Priest with Christian symbol

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Big advantage!!'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

The Puck Stops Here.

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

Rock, paper, scissors

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"Well, I admire your resilience."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

Javelin

Andy Murray

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

Super Bowl Monday

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

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You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

"I'm not cheating, I'm game-changing."

The winner takes it all?

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling security.'

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Cricketers discussing leg before wicket

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