Tenacity Champion Mugs

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dancing Doctor

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Noise Pollution

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Fishing.

Do Not Lean In

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"I don't know how much longer I can last. I may have to drop out." . . . "But honey ... you're the teacher."

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling security.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Into each life some rain must fall.

'I just wish she wouldn't walk us to school.'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

"We will rebuild!"

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'The landlord's here, and he looks hungry!'

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

Drunk man thrown out of bar

Injured Veteran