Tenacity Champion Gifts

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dancing Doctor

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Noise Pollution

Not much money, glory, or praise

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Fishing.

Nothing to Lose

Do Not Lean In

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"Well, I admire your resilience."

What If?

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"I don't know how much longer I can last. I may have to drop out." . . . "But honey ... you're the teacher."

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'I just wish she wouldn't walk us to school.'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling security.'

Into each life some rain must fall.

"We will rebuild!"

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'The landlord's here, and he looks hungry!'

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

Drunk man thrown out of bar