Stubbornness Champion Gifts

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dancing Doctor

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"I am not asking for directions."

A Golden Non-Retriever

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Noise Pollution

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Don't Take No For an Answer

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Nothing to Lose

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Do Not Lean In

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

What If?

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

No Title

Over-qualified?

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."

!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.'

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.