Stubborn Souls Gifts

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

Skiing.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I am not asking for directions."

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

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'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"Are we there yet?"

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

Well, I'm not leaving.

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

'Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why.'

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

"I tried heaven but this place is much more fun."

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

'You have been cutting classes all term. I'm going to issue a computer tracking number to you, so I can know your location.'

'Time to try out my new shoes...'

'I've warned my husband he shouldn't jog 5 miles a day, but nobody can tell him anything!'

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

Earthquake in Turkey

'I can't understand it, Vera... Where did we go wrong?'

'Please give me patience and give it immediately!'