Stubbornness Strategist Gifts

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I am not asking for directions."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

Model Stealth Bomber.

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

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'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

Well, I'm not leaving.

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

Happiness is... escaping the bar without your therapist seeing you."

'Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why.'

Donkey Fights

Hierarchy In The Junk Drawer

'Crossing the road is quite easy actually: Just wait until peak hour when the traffic is hardly moving...'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

'I've warned my husband he shouldn't jog 5 miles a day, but nobody can tell him anything!'

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

Bob took his job hunting very seriously.

Trained tortoise

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. V