Tenacity Enthusiast Gifts

'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling security.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Don't Take No For an Answer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Snail crossing

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Machine

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Second, third and fourth effort!

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it...

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

"I'll quit when it stops being fun."

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."