Tenacity Enthusiast Pillows

'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling security.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Don't Take No For an Answer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Snail crossing

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

"Well, I admire your resilience."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Machine

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

Second, third and fourth effort!

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it...

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

"I'll quit when it stops being fun."

Color is not a crime

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."