Tenacity Enthusiasts Pillows

'The landlord's here, and he looks hungry!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

Don't Take No For an Answer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Snail crossing

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"Adulits don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAAAH!"

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

"Well, I admire your resilience."

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Next On The Agenda

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

'My labor with Jenna was a snap...'

Second, third and fourth effort!

When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it...

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'