Temperature Trivia Gifts

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Funky Facts: Football.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

The Month of July

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.

Deep End...Shallow End

"We've got water views again."

"This is a mine of useless information."

Man Sledging on his car

"Hot enough for you?"

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Funky Facts: Dogs.

Yeah, give it a sec - it always comes out warm at first.

HEARSE XING

'And I'm telling you, mister, that a cocktail served with no ice can't be a genuine 'Titanic' cocktail!'

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

Hot and Cold Elevator

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Handel's Larger.

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Weather forecasters tell lies!

The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

"Mom, why does Grandpa lick his fingers before turning the page?"