Temp Gifts

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"Just because I'm a temp doesn't mean they can push me around"

"I'm a temp."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Grace For Flies

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Giraffe Umbrella

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

No-Work Orange

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Are you made of sugar?'

Horror movies

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Comedy Cafe

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Snow flake

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"It's such a lovely day!"

The interested bystanders.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Good News about winter

Raincloud Umbrella

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

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