Temp Pillows

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"Just because I'm a temp doesn't mean they can push me around"

"I'm a temp."

Grace For Flies

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Giraffe Umbrella

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Horror movies

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

No-Work Orange

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Snow flake

Comedy Cafe

Stand-up Romcom

Good News about winter

The interested bystanders.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Raincloud Umbrella

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."