Temperature Trivia Pillows

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Funky Facts: Football.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

The Month of July

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"

Deep End...Shallow End

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

"We've got water views again."

Man Sledging on his car

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

HEARSE XING

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Hot and Cold Elevator

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

Funky Facts: Dogs.

"This is a mine of useless information."

Handel's Larger.

"Hot enough for you?"

'And I'm telling you, mister, that a cocktail served with no ice can't be a genuine 'Titanic' cocktail!'

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

Weather forecasters tell lies!

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

"Mom, why does Grandpa lick his fingers before turning the page?"