Fun Facts Pillows

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

HEARSE XING

The Month of July

Funky Facts: Dogs.

Did You Know That...Hair does NOT turn white from shock.

The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

Funky Facts: Football.

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

"This is a mine of useless information."

Fear/Knowledge

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Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Reporter #6: television.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

You have had enough

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

Funky Facts: USA.

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

'I'm like you guys only, I s**t ten times my body weight!'

Funky Facts: Sea Animals.

"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot?

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

Funky Facts: Sharks.