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'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

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Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

Funky Facts: Dogs.

Did You Know That...Hair does NOT turn white from shock.

The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

Funky Facts: Football.

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

"This is a mine of useless information."

Fear/Knowledge

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Reporter #6: television.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

You have had enough

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

Funky Facts: USA.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

Funky Facts: Sea Animals.

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.