Fun Fact Finder Pillows

"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"

'I really don't know much about the store here, sir, but how would you like to know the capital of North Dakota?'

Funky Facts: Football.

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Reporter #6: television.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

The Month of July

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

Funky Facts: USA.

Conspiracy theories

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Do you have a few unsubstantiated claims I can borrow?"