Space Trivia Lovers Gifts

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

What Started the Incident at Roswell

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Man: 'Okay,get ready folks! Here come the Astronaughts!'

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Could you help me with this?"

Chalk Bored

He says he needs space.

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

U.S. Lunar Open

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

Elements

'It's definitely a global warming.'

"No, I can't 'just call the AA'!"