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"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"I'm infectious."

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

First attempt at the Big Bang

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

'Don't make any sudden moves...they've got vaporizers!'

Chalk Bored

What Started the Incident at Roswell

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Man: 'Okay,get ready folks! Here come the Astronaughts!'

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"Could you help me with this?"

He says he needs space.

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

U.S. Lunar Open

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

Elements

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

'It's definitely a global warming.'

"No, I can't 'just call the AA'!"