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'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"No, I can't 'just call the AA'!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Not now, Oliver."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

Asteroid Bennu

Glimpses One Dollar

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'