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'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"No, I can't 'just call the AA'!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Not now, Oliver."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"I'm infectious."

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Glimpses One Dollar

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Asteroid Bennu

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'Where did you leave the ship?'