Telly Troublemaker Gifts

'Hold it, their telly's on the blink too!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"No, not that button!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."