Business Troublemaker Gifts

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"He said his screen is frozen again."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

'You're fired. The test results came back and you tested positive for crack.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."