Business Troublemaker Pillows

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"No, not that button!"

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'