Tv Troublemaker Gifts

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Man with faulty remote control

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'