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Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

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"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Sore Loser

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

"Who called who never calls" "What's in the freezer? It's half a loaf of rye bread" "Fun quiz! When are you getting married? Page 12." "Top ten pieces of furniture to wrap in plastic"

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O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

"Evil? No, no, haven't heard anything, definitely haven't seen any, so I can't really say anything more about it."

'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.'

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

'If I get a bad grade on a test, I wait until my mom is on the phone, then I show it to her.'

'If you've got a complaint, please press 1. If we can help you to find something to complain about, please press 2.'

I Will Not Text In Class # Mean Teacher

'If this is a live person - drop dead.'

'Our mother, I'm so pent up with rage I could twitter!'

'Yes, it's me again.'