Telephone Tag Champion Pillows

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'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

'I'm in the bog!'

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

"Tag...you're it!"

'The dog just texted, He's waiting for you at the back door,'

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

"Press 8 to be put on hold for what seems like forever...press 9 to phone back tomorrow."

'I don't know who you are, but I just lost an important client.'

'By hiring inept employees we make our customers more likely to use our automated call system.'

'I lost my cell phone three days ago and I'm still stuck in text mode.'

Ha-ha, I just got a text from you wondering if I noticed you left the coffee shop an hour ago.

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."

'Sorry, but your time on hold has expired. CLICK!'

"Did you remember to leave your meeting?"

'Do you mind not passive smoking in front of me?!'

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Thank goodness you finally picked up. I was on hold for so long I was afraid I was about to lose my vestigial tail.