Telephone Tag Gamer Pillows

Will call. Won't answer.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

First O.M.G. church.

'It's engaged.'

'It's my pseudonym.'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."

"I actually prefer Richard..."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

SMS filing system

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

We're sorry, all lines are currently busy. Please continue holding for the next available recorded message.

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Alexander Graham Bell

'The number you have reached has gone bankrupt....'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

"Tag...you're it!"

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'If you wish to complain please press 2 and then select the Death Metal band that you'd like to listen to while you are on hold.'

Ms Jones - grab the phone, will ya? We're on hold!'

"I take it you don't get out much?"

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

Mobile Arm-wrestling.

Pokémon Go in real life

'I have to go and mark my domain.'

Hi, baby. Hi. Where are your parents? Over there, behind you. They're talking on their phones. Dad is also texting and playing Angry Birds. So they're not paying attention to me. Guess wut I found. Oh brother.

"Hey! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"