Telepathic Romantics Gifts

'When you care to 'zen' the very best.'

Edgar Allen Poe

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Pensioner's Romance

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

The Remote Olympics

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

First Annual Psychic Convention

"Not on my watch..."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

Couple entering tunnel of love, man on mobile phone says: 'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Psychic Dating Hotline

The indigo children.

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

"It's a message for you from the other side."

'Last chance, Fred - do you really want to do this?'

Telapathy.

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."