Telepathic Romantics Pillows

Edgar Allen Poe

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Pensioner's Romance

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

The Remote Olympics

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"Not on my watch..."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Couple entering tunnel of love, man on mobile phone says: 'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

The indigo children.

Psychic Dating Hotline

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

'Last chance, Fred - do you really want to do this?'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"