Teleconference Titan Gifts

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Telework Pants

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

"Sorry, but working remote is not a constitutional right."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'These teleconferences have become a lot more civil since I installed this 7 second delay.'

Zuckerberg in Iran

Woman bringing coffee cups to business people attending a video conference (via computer screens).

"I take it you're video conferencing all day from home?"

Longing for office work

Telephone companies fighting on a 'Fiber optic' cable

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."