Telecommuting Titan Gifts

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

"Sorry, but working remote is not a constitutional right."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I want to work from home!"

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"I really got used to working from home."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Communication

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Working from home to-do list.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'It might be time to telecommute.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

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"Hmmm... business park you say."

Barking From Home