Teenage Maneuver Artist Gifts

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Drummer

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Viola player coming through!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Dancing woman

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Trying cellos, too big!

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

Who is stupid enough to buy this crap?

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

I love Music.

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

"Modern art?"

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

"I found a way to turn my old report cards into fine art."