Teen Sneak Artist Gifts

'Your boy friend go home yet?'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Houdini's infancy.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Curiosity'

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

Playpen Jailbreak.

Spring Painter

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

'Yeah, you were creative.'

Lawn mower breaking kit

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

A sneaky, hungry elephant...

Squirrel stealing golf balls

"I found out where it hurts. It hurts at school."

Harriet Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.

'Here, I made you a mudpie with a file in it.'

"It's actually a maximalist art installation."

"Just what do you think you're up to?"

Jimmy was having a hard time letting go of summer.

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"

"He says he's fed up of school."

'Finally! I didn't think they'd ever oust us.'

'I thought you went to school.'