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'Yes, I did use drugs when I was your age, but they were all acne medications.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Musical notes bubble gum.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Daytime TV For Nerds

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Soap Opera

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

"Come on, everyone! We have a long way to drive to get to our campsite."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

Russian Soap Opera

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."