Teen Soap User Mugs

'Yes, I did use drugs when I was your age, but they were all acne medications.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Daytime TV For Nerds

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

Soap Opera

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

Whenever the Robinsons were out, Lou and Emily would catch up on their favourite soap.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Casualty

"Come on, everyone! We have a long way to drive to get to our campsite."