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'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

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"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

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'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

Children Who Have Given Up Soap For Lent

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."