Soap Star Gifts

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'Einsteiners.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

June Brown

Rob Brydon.

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Soap Opera

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Joan Collins

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Soap Opera

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

Children Who Have Given Up Soap For Lent