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'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

"He keeps saying 'universe' then 'cosmos'... what is what, for heaven's sake?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

Clive Anderson

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Daytime TV For Nerds

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Soap Opera

June Brown