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"He keeps saying 'universe' then 'cosmos'... what is what, for heaven's sake?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Soap Opera

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

Daytime TV For Nerds

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.