Daytime Soap Fans Pillows

'Now I can tape my soaps during the day and watch them at night.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"You're never too old to learn..."

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Soap Opera

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

Soap Opera

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

Mensans Behaving Badly

Celebrity anagrams: Drab Ian's bar row (Answer: Barbara Windsor.)

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Jerry Springer Spaniel

Employee Survival School

'Bailiff, there's a fight in the jury room. Someone turned off Dr. Phil.'

"Love Boat"

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

Whenever the Robinsons were out, Lou and Emily would catch up on their favourite soap.

Robert Kilroy Silk - Out.

'They leave the TV on for me during the day when they go to work: Boy daytime TV is boring!'

Casualty

Russian Soap Opera

David Dickinson

'My marriage started out as a sitcom, developed into a soap opera, and then was cancelled.'

'Have you noticed? She always calls a recess at the exact time 'Oprah' comes on tv.'