Soap Opera Superstar Gifts

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

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"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

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Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''