Soap Opera Superstar Mugs

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

June Brown

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Soap Opera

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Rob Brydon.

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Joan Collins

Soap Opera

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.