Teen Humor Appreciator Gifts

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

"Who made this mess?"

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

'Well, which approach shall we try this year?'

'Washing dishes, why?'

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

Poetry corner: junior high edition

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

The kid who learnt about math on the street

"Your son carved his initials in his wooden classroom desk and argued he was doing desktop publishing."

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

"I wasn't sure about veganism until I saw how much it inconvenienced my parents."