Tee-time Knight Gifts

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Golf lessons

'He lived and died for golf.'

The Amateur Golfer

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'What a divot?'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Nitrogen Emissions

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Mind if we play through?"

Golfer couple just married

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"Fore!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'