Tee-time Knight Gifts

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Golf lessons

The Amateur Golfer

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Golf

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Nitrogen Emissions

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"Mind if we play through?"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Golfer couple just married

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"Fore!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"